I'd totally go out on a date with him...especially for a free burrito! I like reading things like this because I sort of feel like a fly on the wall and I love getting peeks into people's thoughts. And I know how awkward these types of things can be so its interesting to read and get his interpretation on how each date went. Its very hard to date in England and British people aren't the most friendly and open sometimes!
Just thought I'd share something really random in hopes to give you a smile and something to waste time with :)